Vintage Dr. Pepper Bottle 6.5oz 8″ – 10 2 4 – Cleveland , TN Clear Debossed. Condition is used but quite clean minimal wear no chips or cracks.
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Use your peepers to scope these next 700ish words before
you buy from me or send me a message that can be answered by looking closely at
the photos.
WARNING: IF YOU ASK A
QUESTION THAT CAN BE ANSWERED BY LOOKING AT PICS OR READING MY LISTING, SNARK
WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN.
Sure, I could just answer you, and maybe I
will, but being occasionally snarky brings me joy.
Read
all the words and look at all the pretty pictures.  I know it’s sometimes
a lot to ask, you’re busy, life is hard, but I have faith in you; know that
once you buy this, it’s yours.
If you
decide you don’t want it, SELL IT.
I
won’t cancel purchases once made unless I decide I don’t want to sell to you
(I’m looking at YOU, buyer from somewhere other than the USA.)
Sales are final.
That means no take-backs or do-overs unless I
made a mistake in the listing.
I stopped
taking returns about the first time somebody said “I changed my mind,”
when they got that “free shipping” item I paid $20 to send them.
Heck with that.  This is an online
garage sale, a seedy virtual flea market.  A shady backalley swap meet
with sweaty dudes selling questionable stuff out of rusty car trunks.  You
pay me, I ship it to you, we’re done, the end.  One way trip from
Coolsville to Yourtown.
This aint
Amazon.
This here is fleabay.
DOES THIS ITEM LOOK GOLD IN THE
PHOTOGRAPH?
Chances are good it’s
actually BLACK PLASTIC,but sometimes the light tent combined with your screen
give it a golden hue.
If you think
whatever is pictured is gold in color, ASK ME before you buy.
IF THE ITEM ARRIVES BROKEN due to the games
of pickup soccer played by bored Postal employees, please take the time to
reach out to me and let’s chat before you start an official return.
In those circumstances, I’m willing to
entertain a solution that’s fair to everyone.
DID I MAKE A MISTAKE?
Defecation happens, but there’s no reason
for us to let it hit the oscillator.
TALK TO ME BEFORE YOU INITIATE A RETURN THROUGH EBAY IF I MADE A
MISTAKE.
Give me a chance to set stuff
right before you drop a negative feedback on me; yeah, I might tell you to kick
rocks, but at least check in to see if I’m going to be a jerk first.
If you’re a decent human being and just talk
to me, I’ll likely resolve the situation to everyone’s satisfaction (so long as
“I decided I didn’t want this” isn’t your excuse to try and return
something.
Safe to say I’ll tell you to
kick rocks on that one).
Oh, and if you’re
not based in the United States, with your final destination for the item within
the USA, DO NOT BUY FROM ME OR CONTACT ME AT ALL.
I won’t ship internationally and I will
cancel orders being shipped to a freight forwarding service.
Why? Because I have the Googles.
The Googles tells me a lot of those freight
services are fronts for online fraudsters, so, guess what?
I’m assuming you’re one of those.
Because the Googles says so, and I’m gonna
believe the Googles.
Also, if you buy
something from me for around $50 or more, you’re gonna be required to sign for
the package, probably.
If my listing
says “Free Shipping,” understand that translates “as cheap as I can send it,”
so just deal with it being slow or maybe even Fedex, heaven forbid.
I know, Fedex stinks and I hate them too, but
I’m running a business that sometimes navigates profit margins of as little as
$3 per unit sold, so slow shipping usually equals cheap.
As such, I might need you to provide
something besides a PO Box; I’ll message you if this is the case.
Refusal to cooperate with me on that will
result in a cancellation of your order.
Simply put, I’m not in this to give crap away.
I’m in this as a side hustle to generate
additional household income, and I price things such that you get a bargain and
I get some positive cashflow.
Sometimes
that means using UPS or Fedex, and they don’t do PO Boxes.
Don’t whine to me about having to pay taxes
on the stuff you buy.
That ain’t my
fault.
Blame Congress and eBay and the
devil, because sometimes they’re all one and the same.
Finally, PLEASE don’t message me asking where
your package is & don’t ask ebay.
THEY DON’T KNOW EITHER.
We all have
the exact same tracking information you do; I do not have a magic ebay seller
connection at the Post Office to suddenly un-disappear your gear.
Pack your patience and manage expectations,
and we’ll make it through this together.
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